The Onion Movie

• 6.1 Comedy
• 2008-05-31
• 80 minutes mins

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Starring:

Len Cariou (Norm Archer) Steven Seagal (Cock Puncher) Larissa Laskin (Dana Dobbs) Ken Takemoto (Sensei) Don McManus (Dennis McCormick) Michael Bolton (Michael Bolton) Ahmed Ahmed (Ahmed) Brendan Fletcher (White Black Guy Tim) Daniel Dae Kim (Ivy Leaguer) Meredith Baxter (Cooking Show Chef)

Director:

Tom Kuntz Mike Maguire

Writer:

Robert D. Siegel Todd Hanson